our trip to the retirement home

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The attacker won the battle.

Attacker

[TOXIC] lilalaunebaer, [TOXIC] Viceregent Uriel

Total result: +3,267,410,415

276,208,000 units lost

Defender

[Huns] SEMAZEN

Total result: −4,141,589,715

4,095,325,500 units lost

Total results include 2 harvest reports

Units destroyed: 4,371,533,500
Loot: 47,818,215
Debris field: 3,495,750,600
Rounds: 4

Details

Total result by resource
	Attacker	Defender
Metal	+1,738,951,347	−2,217,326,847
Crystal	+1,184,959,761	−1,493,123,261
Deuterium	+343,499,307	−431,139,607
Total	+3,267,410,415	−4,141,589,715
Honour points	−362,123	+39,546

How the total result adds up
	Attacker	Defender
Battle losses	−276,208,000	−4,095,325,500
Loot	+47,818,215	−47,818,215
Repaired defence		+1,554,000
2 harvest reports	+3,495,800,200
Total result	+3,267,410,415	−4,141,589,715

Loot and debris field
	Metal	Crystal	Deuterium	Total
Loot (75%)	12,291,847	22,004,261	13,522,107	47,818,215
Debris field	1,912,339,500	1,232,849,900	350,561,200	3,495,750,600
Harvested	1,912,339,500	1,232,899,500	350,561,200	3,495,800,200

Harvest reports
	Metal	Crystal	Deuterium	Total
Harvest report 1	580,698,324	580,698,324	350,561,200	1,511,957,848
Harvest report 2	1,331,641,176	652,201,176	0	1,983,842,352

Fleets

Attacker · 2 players

Type	Before	Lost
Cruiser	211,499	−9,032
Battlecruiser	75,463	−168

2 fleets

lilalaunebaer [TOXIC]

Type	Before	After	Lost
Cruiser	61,499	58,574	−2,925
Battlecruiser	75,463	75,295	−168

Viceregent Uriel [TOXIC]

Type	Before	After	Lost
Cruiser	150,000	143,893	−6,107

Defender · [Huns] SEMAZEN destroyed

Type	Before	Lost
Small Cargo	1,416	−1,416
Large Cargo	20,450	−20,450
Light Fighter	85,685	−85,685
Heavy Fighter	6,752	−6,752
Cruiser	33,164	−33,164
Battleship	2,876	−2,876
Colony Ship	7	−7
Recycler	33,120	−33,120
Espionage Probe	10,871	−10,871
Bomber	819	−819
Solar Satellite	257	−257
Destroyer	2,320	−2,320
Deathstar	2	−2
Battlecruiser	12,566	−12,566
Reaper	663	−663
Pathfinder	4,252	−4,252
Rocket Launcher	1,003	−1,003
Light Laser	7	−7

772 Rocket Launcher, 5 Light Laser could be repaired.

Main comment

TheRealDomme Uploader 04/08/2025 22:21

They didn't come for tea. Uriel – an enigmatic space nomad with glowing eyes – and Lilac-Mood Bear – a brightly colored cyborg bear with a penchant for chaos and confetti – floated through the solar system in their spaceship "The Silly Apocalypse." Their destination: the floating retirement home "Sunslope-X," where the mystical Galacticon awaited them.

The defenses were tough: security robot Erna-9000 had charged her electric slippers, the nursing staff activated her laser knitting needles, and even the bingo balls were used as projectiles. But Uriel debunked the holographic defense system with a scowl – and Lilac-Mood Bear? He threw exploding candies into the cafeteria and shouted, "Unleash the pudding power!"

Within minutes, the home was taken over. The remote control was captured. The jetpack chairs were reprogrammed. Even Grandma Erna-9000 was infected with a laughter virus – she was soon dancing in zero gravity to interstellar disco funk.

In the end, Uriel and Lilalaunebär were sitting in the lounge, spooning vanilla pudding and playing galactic super bingo – winners of the most insane raid in the universe.

Comments

Regenmacher 05/08/2025 05:11

Gratz!