Liebes Universum,
der Weihnachtsabend ging besinnlich und fröhlich zu Ende, ganz zum Trotze des Grinchs. Konnte er doch keine Geschenke im Vorfeld stehlen und keine Feste vermiesen...
Also legte sich der Grinch verbittert zur Ruh. Doch ruhig wurd' es nicht, denn einem lauten Rattern und Stöhnen hörte er unfreiwillig zu.
Über sieben Systeme laute Geräusche, scheinbar immer noch Leute am Teilen von Freude. Doch diese Freude gefiel dem Grinch nicht sehr, denn für ihn selbst gabs' davon heut nichts mehr. Denn gelb machen wollte er sich nicht, wenn sein schönes Grün ins Rote sticht. Ein echter Seemann ist der Grinch auf keinen Fall, also fliegt er Schiffe nur durchs All.
Doch sein Gegner hämmert hemmungslos wie in Trance, hinterlistig nutzt der Grinch die Chance. Des Gegners Trieb so mächtig, und ihr stöhnen ungestört. Den lauten Start des Triebwerks, hat der Gegner nicht gehört.
Sein Durchhaltevermögen passabel, doch nicht lang genug. Und des Grinches Kollege bereits auf seinem Flug. Denn viele Systeme weiter lagen üppig viele Reste, ein ziemlich großer Vorrat vom allerschlimmsten Feste. (23 mrd)
Darum vom Grinch ein gut gemeinter Rat: beim nächsten mal machst du das, was Frauchen so gern mag. Ein bisschen kuscheln nach dem Spaß, und ist die Zigarette dann geraucht. Hat der Grinch auch all die Zeit, die er für die Schandtat braucht.
Dennoch ist der Grinch glücklich und zufrieden, konnte er immerhin ein Fest vermiesen.
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Oder ums mit den Worten des Propheten kundzutun:
Prophet_616
25.12.2025 03:24:19
Oh fuck da geht man mal ficken und wird gefickt xD oha dickes gz das war richtig dumm von mir
BugsBunny 25.12.2025 03:26:16
Bisschen länger hättest schon noch durchhalten können xD danke fürs gz!
Prophet_616
25.12.2025 03:28:16
Das war lang genug wenigstens die res kann ich behalten ^^
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Danke für die sportliche und faire Reaktion an der Stelle! Auch an MyNos der versucht hat die ress zu holen und um 10min leider gescheitert ist.
Und natürlich scheußliche Feiertage euch allen!
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WF
Kt 117.858
Lj 605.084
Sj 4.106
Pf 12.772
Xer 96.946
Ss 5.186
Sxer 25.461
Bb 108
Zer 1.224
Rp 2.267
~9,1 mrd
[Forscher] BugsBunny vs. [KdV] Prophet_616
Result
Attacker
[Forscher] BugsBunny
24,639,763,000 units lost
vs.
Defender
[KdV] Prophet_616
112,717,008,000 units lost
The attacker won the battle.
Units destroyed
137,356,771,000
Attacker
24,639,763,000
Defender
112,717,008,000
Loot
200,486,586
Metal
0
Crystal
0
Deuterium
200,486,586
Debris field
37,599,235,301
In the field
Metal
21,402,500,272
Crystal
12,400,720,777
Deuterium
3,796,014,252
Harvested
Metal
23,456,155,200
Crystal
13,590,619,200
Deuterium
4,160,256,900
Total
41,207,031,300
100% of the field
Moon chance
No moon chance
Honour points
Attacker
+8,610,954
Defender
+2,146,727
Total result
Attacker Uploader
+16,767,754,886
- Metal+8,939,640,200
- Crystal+5,471,012,200
- Deuterium+2,357,102,486
- Battle losses−24,639,763,000
- Loot+200,486,586
2 harvest reports+41,207,031,300
- Harvest report 12,053,654,928 1,189,898,423 364,242,648+3,607,795,999
- Harvest report 221,402,500,272 12,400,720,777 3,796,014,252+37,599,235,301
Defender
−112,917,494,586
- Metal−63,670,669,000
- Crystal−37,182,457,000
- Deuterium−12,064,368,586
- Battle losses−112,717,008,000
- Loot−200,486,586
Attacker Uploader
+16,767,754,886
Defender
−112,917,494,586
- MetalAttacker: +8,939,640,200Defender: −63,670,669,000
- CrystalAttacker: +5,471,012,200Defender: −37,182,457,000
- DeuteriumAttacker: +2,357,102,486Defender: −12,064,368,586
- Battle lossesAttacker: −24,639,763,000Defender: −112,717,008,000
- LootAttacker: +200,486,586Defender: −200,486,586
2 harvest reportsAttacker: +41,207,031,300
- Harvest report 1Attacker: +3,607,795,999
- Harvest report 2Attacker: +37,599,235,301
Main comment
Fleets before the battle
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 201,129
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,549
- Destroyer 99,934
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,116,028
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 147,211
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 781,366
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 89,743
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 16,036
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 1,999,664
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 387,031
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 188,430
- Large Cargo 49,301
- Light Fighter 1,061,708
- Heavy Fighter 402,815
- Cruiser 1,042,989
- Battleship 198,415
- Recycler 101,540
- Espionage Probe 161,945
- Bomber 206,870
- Destroyer 38,052
- Deathstar 728
- Battlecruiser 218,918
- Reaper 28,750
- Pathfinder 164,278
After the battle
Per ship type: the units left, and in red the losses since the start of the battle
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 195,016 −6,113
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,256 −293
- Destroyer 96,634 −3,300
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,047,398 −68,630
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 133,231 −13,980
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 520,056 −261,310
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 55,316 −34,427
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 4,966 −11,070
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 368,708 −1,630,956
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 69,353 −317,678
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
destroyed
- Small Cargo 0 −188,430
- Large Cargo 0 −49,301
- Light Fighter 0 −1,061,708
- Heavy Fighter 0 −402,815
- Cruiser 0 −1,042,989
- Battleship 0 −198,415
- Recycler 0 −101,540
- Espionage Probe 0 −161,945
- Bomber 0 −206,870
- Destroyer 0 −38,052
- Deathstar 0 −728
- Battlecruiser 0 −218,918
- Reaper 0 −28,750
- Pathfinder 0 −164,278
All 6 rounds in detail
Attacker
- Shots
- 6,066,517
- Firepower
- 9,703,998,272
- Absorbed by shields
- 1,074,808,132
Defender
- Shots
- 4,623,649
- Firepower
- 19,845,966,978
- Absorbed by shields
- 779,375,680
The attacking fleet fires 6,066,517 times with a total firepower of 9,703,998,272 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 779,375,680 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 4,623,649 times with a total firepower of 19,845,966,978 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 1,074,808,132 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 200,218 −911
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,511 −38
- Destroyer 99,454 −480
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,107,209 −8,819
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 145,761 −1,450
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 734,356 −47,010
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 82,250 −7,493
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 11,778 −4,258
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 1,168,347 −831,317
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 223,799 −163,232
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 75,034 −113,396
- Large Cargo 25,523 −23,778
- Light Fighter 421,488 −640,220
- Heavy Fighter 197,755 −205,060
- Cruiser 830,197 −212,792
- Battleship 185,231 −13,184
- Recycler 63,448 −38,092
- Espionage Probe 45,501 −116,444
- Bomber 197,604 −9,266
- Destroyer 37,650 −402
- Deathstar 728
- Battlecruiser 208,185 −10,733
- Reaper 28,673 −77
- Pathfinder 121,676 −42,602
Attacker
- Shots
- 4,856,769
- Firepower
- 9,434,704,387
- Absorbed by shields
- 1,000,217,875
Defender
- Shots
- 2,884,766
- Firepower
- 15,930,565,343
- Absorbed by shields
- 819,435,451
The attacking fleet fires 4,856,769 times with a total firepower of 9,434,704,387 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 819,435,451 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 2,884,766 times with a total firepower of 15,930,565,343 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 1,000,217,875 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 199,251 −1,878
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,449 −100
- Destroyer 98,913 −1,021
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,093,500 −22,528
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 142,654 −4,557
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 654,253 −127,113
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 71,416 −18,327
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 8,166 −7,870
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 682,115 −1,317,549
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 129,620 −257,411
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 17,983 −170,447
- Large Cargo 8,087 −41,214
- Light Fighter 100,504 −961,204
- Heavy Fighter 59,474 −343,341
- Cruiser 440,099 −602,890
- Battleship 147,421 −50,994
- Recycler 24,336 −77,204
- Espionage Probe 7,831 −154,114
- Bomber 173,392 −33,478
- Destroyer 35,275 −2,777
- Deathstar 728
- Battlecruiser 179,292 −39,626
- Reaper 27,981 −769
- Pathfinder 58,299 −105,979
Attacker
- Shots
- 4,001,104
- Firepower
- 9,101,190,733
- Absorbed by shields
- 766,524,748
Defender
- Shots
- 1,485,134
- Firepower
- 12,761,398,702
- Absorbed by shields
- 769,257,097
The attacking fleet fires 4,001,104 times with a total firepower of 9,101,190,733 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 769,257,097 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 1,485,134 times with a total firepower of 12,761,398,702 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 766,524,748 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 198,231 −2,898
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,390 −159
- Destroyer 98,340 −1,594
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,075,992 −40,036
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 138,500 −8,711
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 574,786 −206,580
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 61,743 −28,000
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 5,967 −10,069
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 455,441 −1,544,223
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 85,994 −301,037
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 1,381 −187,049
- Large Cargo 919 −48,382
- Light Fighter 7,977 −1,053,731
- Heavy Fighter 6,176 −396,639
- Cruiser 95,895 −947,094
- Battleship 67,358 −131,057
- Recycler 3,267 −98,273
- Espionage Probe 427 −161,518
- Bomber 108,159 −98,711
- Destroyer 25,811 −12,241
- Deathstar 728
- Battlecruiser 104,029 −114,889
- Reaper 23,863 −4,887
- Pathfinder 11,012 −153,266
Attacker
- Shots
- 3,295,762
- Firepower
- 8,532,765,966
- Absorbed by shields
- 382,891,340
Defender
- Shots
- 529,847
- Firepower
- 10,465,470,375
- Absorbed by shields
- 478,999,656
The attacking fleet fires 3,295,762 times with a total firepower of 8,532,765,966 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 478,999,656 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 529,847 times with a total firepower of 10,465,470,375 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 382,891,340 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 197,142 −3,987
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,322 −227
- Destroyer 97,721 −2,213
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,060,628 −55,400
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 135,111 −12,100
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 529,906 −251,460
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 56,469 −33,274
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 5,101 −10,935
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 377,763 −1,621,901
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 71,047 −315,984
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 2 −188,428
- Large Cargo 2 −49,299
- Light Fighter 24 −1,061,684
- Heavy Fighter 18 −402,797
- Cruiser 811 −1,042,178
- Battleship 2,497 −195,918
- Recycler 13 −101,527
- Espionage Probe 0 −161,945
- Bomber 9,401 −197,469
- Destroyer 3,689 −34,363
- Deathstar 728
- Battlecruiser 7,271 −211,647
- Reaper 5,994 −22,756
- Pathfinder 78 −164,200
Attacker
- Shots
- 2,778,488
- Firepower
- 7,730,839,622
- Absorbed by shields
- 41,588,890
Defender
- Shots
- 47,823
- Firepower
- 9,298,608,323
- Absorbed by shields
- 188,252,805
The attacking fleet fires 2,778,488 times with a total firepower of 7,730,839,622 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 188,252,805 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 47,823 times with a total firepower of 9,298,608,323 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 41,588,890 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 196,057 −5,072
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,291 −258
- Destroyer 97,133 −2,801
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,053,111 −62,917
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 134,006 −13,205
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 522,938 −258,428
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 55,652 −34,091
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 4,993 −11,043
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 370,692 −1,628,972
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 69,727 −317,304
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 0 −188,430
- Large Cargo 0 −49,301
- Light Fighter 0 −1,061,708
- Heavy Fighter 0 −402,815
- Cruiser 0 −1,042,989
- Battleship 0 −198,415
- Recycler 0 −101,540
- Espionage Probe 0 −161,945
- Bomber 0 −206,870
- Destroyer 0 −38,052
- Deathstar 728
- Battlecruiser 0 −218,918
- Reaper 0 −28,750
- Pathfinder 0 −164,278
Attacker
- Shots
- 2,509,600
- Firepower
- 6,224,465,027
- Absorbed by shields
- 12,069,277
Defender
- Shots
- 13,697
- Firepower
- 8,766,080,000
- Absorbed by shields
- 133,449,680
The attacking fleet fires 2,509,600 times with a total firepower of 6,224,465,027 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 133,449,680 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 13,697 times with a total firepower of 8,766,080,000 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 12,069,277 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 195,016 −6,113
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,256 −293
- Destroyer 96,634 −3,300
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,047,398 −68,630
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 133,231 −13,980
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Cruiser 520,056 −261,310
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 6
- Pathfinder 55,316 −34,427
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 7
- Heavy Fighter 4,966 −11,070
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 8
- Light Fighter 368,708 −1,630,956
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 9
- Small Cargo 69,353 −317,678
Defender
Prophet_616
[KdV]
destroyed
- Small Cargo 0 −188,430
- Large Cargo 0 −49,301
- Light Fighter 0 −1,061,708
- Heavy Fighter 0 −402,815
- Cruiser 0 −1,042,989
- Battleship 0 −198,415
- Recycler 0 −101,540
- Espionage Probe 0 −161,945
- Bomber 0 −206,870
- Destroyer 0 −38,052
- Deathstar 0 −728
- Battlecruiser 0 −218,918
- Reaper 0 −28,750
- Pathfinder 0 −164,278
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