Good evening. Tonight, I can report to the unicorn people and to the universe that the last Unicorn has conducted an operation that killed the defence turrets of thomask007's, the leader of HuSo, and a terrorist who's responsible for the defamation of thousands of innocent men, women, and children.

It was nearly two days ago that a bright September day was darkened by the worst insult on the unicorn people in our history. The images of 9/2 are seared into our national memory -- hijacked words cutting through a cloudless September sky; the common sense collapsing to the ground; black smoke billowing up from the compassion; the wreckage of empathy in universe, where the actions of heroic IPR's saved even more heartbreak and destruction.

And yet we know that the worst images are those that were unseen to the universe. The empty seat at the dinner table. Children who were forced to hear those insults and offensive language. Parents who would never know the feeling of their child's embrace. More than 500 IPR's taken from us, leaving gaping holes in thomask007's defence.