So richtig in den Anus der Finsterniss aber dann kam die Retourkutsche! und es gab dann eine kleine verpuffung bei den Piraten! und schwups is 1/3 tf bei mir 😄

Battle in universe OGame.de Indus!

On 10.02.2020 00:07 the following fleets met in battle:
Sharky, Dafuq, Procurator Fireball, Mystix, ToRoNtO vs. Jole, Jabni, Hairy_Botter

Attacker Sharky
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 190%
Type Deathstar
Total 1
Weapons 560.000
Shields 140.000
Armour 2.610.000
Attacker Dafuq
Weapons: 200% Shields: 180% Armour: 190%
Type Deathstar
Total 1.000
Weapons 600.000
Shields 140.000
Armour 2.610.000
Attacker Procurator Fireball
Weapons: 190% Shields: 190% Armour: 200%
Type Deathstar
Total 1.032
Weapons 580.000
Shields 145.000
Armour 2.700.000
Attacker Sharky
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 190%
Type Deathstar
Total 966
Weapons 560.000
Shields 140.000
Armour 2.610.000
Attacker Mystix
Weapons: 190% Shields: 190% Armour: 190%
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 29.186 26.534 18.589 54.886 602 2.074 5.048
Weapons 435 1.160 2.900 2.030 2.900 5.800 8.120
Shields 73 145 580 1.160 1.450 1.450 2.030
Armour 2.900 7.830 17.400 20.300 21.750 31.900 40.600
Attacker Sharky
Weapons: 180% Shields: 180% Armour: 190%
Type Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Destroyer Deathstar
Total 20.100 4.000 20.000 1.000 1
Weapons 1.120 2.800 1.960 5.600 560.000
Shields 140 560 1.120 1.400 140.000
Armour 7.830 17.400 20.300 31.900 2.610.000
Attacker ToRoNtO
Weapons: 200% Shields: 190% Armour: 200%
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 16.778 101.920 61.720 59.983 3.586 5.995 12.673
Weapons 450 1.200 3.000 2.100 3.000 6.000 8.400
Shields 73 145 580 1.160 1.450 1.450 2.030
Armour 3.000 8.100 18.000 21.000 22.500 33.000 42.000
Attacker Mystix
Weapons: 190% Shields: 190% Armour: 190%
Type Small Cargo
Total 89.098
Weapons 15
Shields 29
Armour 1.160
Attacker ToRoNtO
Weapons: 200% Shields: 190% Armour: 200%
Type Small Cargo
Total 287.038
Weapons 15
Shields 29
Armour 1.200
Attacker Dafuq
Weapons: 200% Shields: 180% Armour: 190%
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Pathfinder
Total 35.971 53.923 26.063 61.574 718 4.486 50.409
Weapons 450 1.200 3.000 2.100 3.000 6.000 600
Shields 70 140 560 1.120 1.400 1.400 280
Armour 2.900 7.830 17.400 20.300 21.750 31.900 6.670
Attacker Dafuq
Weapons: 200% Shields: 180% Armour: 190%
Type Small Cargo
Total 306.490
Weapons 15
Shields 28
Armour 1.160
Attacker Dafuq
Weapons: 200% Shields: 180% Armour: 190%
Type Light Fighter
Total 7.515.051
Weapons 150
Shields 28
Armour 1.160

 

Defender Jole
Weapons: 170% Shields: 170% Armour: 170%
Type Small Cargo Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Destroyer Deathstar Battlecruiser Reaper Pathfinder Light Laser Plasma Turret Small Shield Dome Large Shield Dome
Total 22 994.291 191 565.648 16.037 22.621 1.175 24.523 108 7.159 31.000 7.967 1 1
Weapons 14 135 405 1.080 2.700 5.400 540.000 1.890 7.560 540 270 8.100 3 3
Shields 27 27 68 135 540 1.350 135.000 1.080 1.890 270 68 810 5.400 27.000
Armour 1.080 1.080 2.700 7.290 16.200 29.700 2.430.000 18.900 37.800 6.210 540 27.000 5.400 27.000
Defender Jabni
Weapons: 160% Shields: 160% Armour: 170%
Type Espionage Probe
Total 1.337
Weapons 0
Shields 0
Armour 270
Defender Hairy_Botter
Weapons: 180% Shields: 170% Armour: 190%
Type Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper Pathfinder Small Cargo Large Cargo Espionage Probe
Total 654.418 199.371 132.811 28.186 5.258 5.221 9.964 1.665 47.432 65.621 75.445 138.889
Weapons 140 420 1.120 2.800 1.960 2.800 5.600 7.840 560 14 14 0
Shields 27 68 135 540 1.080 1.350 1.350 1.890 270 27 68 0
Armour 1.160 2.900 7.830 17.400 20.300 21.750 31.900 40.600 6.670 1.160 3.480 290

The attacking fleet fires 9.723.227 times with a total firepower of 101.973.037.012 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 244.210.030 damage.
In total, the defending fleet fires 4.937.978 times with a total firepower of 80.464.552.998 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 215.691.462 damage.

Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 1
Attacker Dafuq
Type Deathstar
Total 1.000
Attacker Procurator Fireball
Type Deathstar
Total 1.032
Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 966
Attacker Mystix
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 25.381 (-3.805) 25.954 (-580) 18.309 (-280) 53.986 (-900) 596 (-6) 2.052 (-22) 4.973 (-75)
Attacker Sharky
Type Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Destroyer Deathstar
Total 19.595 (-505) 3.941 (-59) 19.686 (-314) 986 (-14) 1
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 14.553 (-2.225) 99.484 (-2.436) 60.693 (-1.027) 59.000 (-983) 3.522 (-64) 5.915 (-80) 12.465 (-208)
Attacker Mystix
Type Small Cargo
Total 66.579 (-22.519)
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Small Cargo
Total 215.233 (-71.805)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Pathfinder
Total 31.274 (-4.697) 52.605 (-1.318) 25.624 (-439) 60.501 (-1.073) 708 (-10) 4.430 (-56) 49.112 (-1.297)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Small Cargo
Total 227.874 (-78.616)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Light Fighter
Total 5.594.241 (-1.920.810)

 

Defender Jole
Type Small Cargo Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Destroyer Deathstar Battlecruiser Reaper Pathfinder Light Laser Plasma Turret Small Shield Dome Large Shield Dome
Total 11 (-11) 473.501 (-520.790) 126 (-65) 486.877 (-78.771) 14.988 (-1.049) 21.335 (-1.286) 1.174 (-1) 23.020 (-1.503) 106 (-2) 6.042 (-1.117) 9.561 (-21.439) 7.543 (-424) 0 (-1) 1
Defender Jabni
Type Espionage Probe
Total 144 (-1.193)
Defender Hairy_Botter
Type Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper Pathfinder Small Cargo Large Cargo Espionage Probe
Total 317.884 (-336.534) 143.698 (-55.673) 116.142 (-16.669) 26.308 (-1.878) 4.971 (-287) 4.881 (-340) 9.382 (-582) 1.589 (-76) 40.748 (-6.684) 31.889 (-33.732) 55.583 (-19.862) 15.819 (-123.070)

The attacking fleet fires 7.219.850 times with a total firepower of 73.089.034.140 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 213.158.636 damage.
In total, the defending fleet fires 3.350.282 times with a total firepower of 69.711.949.921 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 191.404.234 damage.

Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 1
Attacker Dafuq
Type Deathstar
Total 1.000
Attacker Procurator Fireball
Type Deathstar
Total 1.032
Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 966
Attacker Mystix
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 21.274 (-7.912) 24.982 (-1.552) 17.950 (-639) 52.989 (-1.897) 581 (-21) 2.028 (-46) 4.891 (-157)
Attacker Sharky
Type Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Destroyer Deathstar
Total 18.942 (-1.158) 3.854 (-146) 19.279 (-721) 971 (-29) 1
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 12.233 (-4.545) 95.918 (-6.002) 59.440 (-2.280) 57.875 (-2.108) 3.460 (-126) 5.800 (-195) 12.242 (-431)
Attacker Mystix
Type Small Cargo
Total 47.898 (-41.200)
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Small Cargo
Total 156.296 (-130.742)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Pathfinder
Total 26.237 (-9.734) 50.644 (-3.279) 25.104 (-959) 59.306 (-2.268) 690 (-28) 4.341 (-145) 47.150 (-3.259)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Small Cargo
Total 163.984 (-142.506)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Light Fighter
Total 4.030.882 (-3.484.169)

 

Defender Jole
Type Small Cargo Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Destroyer Deathstar Battlecruiser Reaper Pathfinder Light Laser Plasma Turret Small Shield Dome Large Shield Dome
Total 1 (-21) 76.981 (-917.310) 53 (-138) 340.021 (-225.627) 13.456 (-2.581) 19.854 (-2.767) 1.167 (-8) 21.173 (-3.350) 102 (-6) 4.277 (-2.882) 993 (-30.007) 6.955 (-1.012) 0 (-1) 1
Defender Jabni
Type Espionage Probe
Total 2 (-1.335)
Defender Hairy_Botter
Type Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper Pathfinder Small Cargo Large Cargo Espionage Probe
Total 54.826 (-599.592) 65.368 (-134.003) 83.010 (-49.801) 23.837 (-4.349) 4.553 (-705) 4.505 (-716) 8.763 (-1.201) 1.491 (-174) 28.651 (-18.781) 5.513 (-60.108) 28.303 (-47.142) 637 (-138.252)

The attacking fleet fires 5.402.120 times with a total firepower of 44.655.762.227 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 185.101.929 damage.
In total, the defending fleet fires 1.809.332 times with a total firepower of 62.008.980.247 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 145.694.209 damage.

Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 1
Attacker Dafuq
Type Deathstar
Total 1.000
Attacker Procurator Fireball
Type Deathstar
Total 1.032
Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 966
Attacker Mystix
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 17.773 (-11.413) 23.746 (-2.788) 17.539 (-1.050) 51.770 (-3.116) 571 (-31) 1.988 (-86) 4.784 (-264)
Attacker Sharky
Type Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Destroyer Deathstar
Total 18.015 (-2.085) 3.760 (-240) 18.812 (-1.188) 955 (-45) 1
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 10.227 (-6.551) 91.259 (-10.661) 57.972 (-3.748) 56.514 (-3.469) 3.394 (-192) 5.672 (-323) 11.986 (-687)
Attacker Mystix
Type Small Cargo
Total 35.658 (-53.440)
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Small Cargo
Total 116.621 (-170.417)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Pathfinder
Total 22.006 (-13.965) 48.108 (-5.815) 24.460 (-1.603) 57.948 (-3.626) 675 (-43) 4.245 (-241) 44.731 (-5.678)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Small Cargo
Total 121.734 (-184.756)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Light Fighter
Total 2.989.744 (-4.525.307)

 

Defender Jole
Type Small Cargo Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Destroyer Deathstar Battlecruiser Reaper Pathfinder Light Laser Plasma Turret Small Shield Dome Large Shield Dome
Total 0 (-22) 1.198 (-993.093) 3 (-188) 108.760 (-456.888) 9.290 (-6.747) 17.515 (-5.106) 1.151 (-24) 16.971 (-7.552) 87 (-21) 1.349 (-5.810) 4 (-30.996) 5.971 (-1.996) 0 (-1) 1
Defender Jabni destroyed
Type Espionage Probe
Total 0 (-1.337)
Defender Hairy_Botter
Type Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper Pathfinder Small Cargo Large Cargo Espionage Probe
Total 882 (-653.536) 6.401 (-192.970) 27.733 (-105.078) 17.201 (-10.985) 3.740 (-1.518) 3.801 (-1.420) 7.775 (-2.189) 1.350 (-315) 9.724 (-37.708) 99 (-65.522) 3.658 (-71.787) 3 (-138.886)

The attacking fleet fires 4.157.071 times with a total firepower of 24.440.343.545 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 137.877.086 damage.
In total, the defending fleet fires 601.191 times with a total firepower of 50.760.101.255 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 74.299.120 damage.

Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 1
Attacker Dafuq
Type Deathstar
Total 999 (-1)
Attacker Procurator Fireball
Type Deathstar
Total 1.032
Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 966
Attacker Mystix
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 16.062 (-13.124) 22.756 (-3.778) 17.080 (-1.509) 50.524 (-4.362) 556 (-46) 1.933 (-141) 4.680 (-368)
Attacker Sharky
Type Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Destroyer Deathstar
Total 17.211 (-2.889) 3.657 (-343) 18.350 (-1.650) 938 (-62) 1
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 9.290 (-7.488) 87.214 (-14.706) 56.413 (-5.307) 55.132 (-4.851) 3.302 (-284) 5.531 (-464) 11.694 (-979)
Attacker Mystix
Type Small Cargo
Total 30.798 (-58.300)
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Small Cargo
Total 101.166 (-185.872)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Pathfinder
Total 19.968 (-16.003) 46.050 (-7.873) 23.817 (-2.246) 56.503 (-5.071) 660 (-58) 4.158 (-328) 42.734 (-7.675)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Small Cargo
Total 105.420 (-201.070)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Light Fighter
Total 2.587.548 (-4.927.503)

 

Defender Jole
Type Small Cargo Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Destroyer Deathstar Battlecruiser Reaper Pathfinder Light Laser Plasma Turret Small Shield Dome Large Shield Dome
Total 0 (-22) 0 (-994.291) 0 (-191) 573 (-565.075) 775 (-15.262) 7.534 (-15.087) 1.120 (-55) 3.186 (-21.337) 57 (-51) 5 (-7.154) 0 (-31.000) 1.797 (-6.170) 0 (-1) 1
Defender Jabni destroyed
Type Espionage Probe
Total 0 (-1.337)
Defender Hairy_Botter
Type Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper Pathfinder Small Cargo Large Cargo Espionage Probe
Total 0 (-654.418) 0 (-199.371) 172 (-132.639) 1.705 (-26.481) 787 (-4.471) 1.018 (-4.203) 3.642 (-6.322) 870 (-795) 66 (-47.366) 0 (-65.621) 1 (-75.444) 0 (-138.889)

The attacking fleet fires 3.452.590 times with a total firepower of 8.945.815.828 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 135.078.716 damage.
In total, the defending fleet fires 113.899 times with a total firepower of 48.334.245.100 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 26.049.966 damage.

Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 1
Attacker Dafuq
Type Deathstar
Total 999 (-1)
Attacker Procurator Fireball
Type Deathstar
Total 1.032
Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 965 (-1)
Attacker Mystix
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 15.579 (-13.607) 22.097 (-4.437) 16.626 (-1.963) 49.205 (-5.681) 540 (-62) 1.881 (-193) 4.549 (-499)
Attacker Sharky
Type Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Destroyer Deathstar
Total 16.694 (-3.406) 3.555 (-445) 17.898 (-2.102) 917 (-83) 1
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 8.978 (-7.800) 84.592 (-17.328) 54.889 (-6.831) 53.765 (-6.218) 3.220 (-366) 5.392 (-603) 11.396 (-1.277)
Attacker Mystix
Type Small Cargo
Total 29.854 (-59.244)
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Small Cargo
Total 97.765 (-189.273)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Pathfinder
Total 19.272 (-16.699) 44.665 (-9.258) 23.160 (-2.903) 55.022 (-6.552) 632 (-86) 4.042 (-444) 41.395 (-9.014)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Small Cargo
Total 101.851 (-204.639)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Light Fighter
Total 2.502.708 (-5.012.343)

 

Defender Jole
Type Small Cargo Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Destroyer Deathstar Battlecruiser Reaper Pathfinder Light Laser Plasma Turret Small Shield Dome Large Shield Dome
Total 0 (-22) 0 (-994.291) 0 (-191) 0 (-565.648) 0 (-16.037) 0 (-22.621) 929 (-246) 0 (-24.523) 0 (-108) 0 (-7.159) 0 (-31.000) 0 (-7.967) 0 (-1) 0 (-1)
Defender Jabni destroyed
Type Espionage Probe
Total 0 (-1.337)
Defender Hairy_Botter destroyed
Type Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper Pathfinder Small Cargo Large Cargo Espionage Probe
Total 0 (-654.418) 0 (-199.371) 0 (-132.811) 0 (-28.186) 0 (-5.258) 0 (-5.221) 0 (-9.964) 0 (-1.665) 0 (-47.432) 0 (-65.621) 0 (-75.445) 0 (-138.889)

The attacking fleet fires 3.295.137 times with a total firepower of 3.236.215.673 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 127.656.195 damage.
In total, the defending fleet fires 70.694 times with a total firepower of 38.174.760.000 at the attacker. The attackers shields absorb 18.249.924 damage.

Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 1
Attacker Dafuq
Type Deathstar
Total 998 (-2)
Attacker Procurator Fireball
Type Deathstar
Total 1.032
Attacker Sharky
Type Deathstar
Total 964 (-2)
Attacker Mystix
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 15.265 (-13.921) 21.626 (-4.908) 16.256 (-2.333) 48.134 (-6.752) 525 (-77) 1.845 (-229) 4.449 (-599)
Attacker Sharky
Type Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Destroyer Deathstar
Total 16.311 (-3.789) 3.475 (-525) 17.499 (-2.501) 898 (-102) 1
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper
Total 8.798 (-7.980) 82.811 (-19.109) 53.731 (-7.989) 52.681 (-7.302) 3.152 (-434) 5.287 (-708) 11.145 (-1.528)
Attacker Mystix
Type Small Cargo
Total 29.199 (-59.899)
Attacker ToRoNtO
Type Small Cargo
Total 95.638 (-191.400)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Pathfinder
Total 18.857 (-17.114) 43.708 (-10.215) 22.678 (-3.385) 53.885 (-7.689) 623 (-95) 3.964 (-522) 40.516 (-9.893)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Small Cargo
Total 99.647 (-206.843)
Attacker Dafuq
Type Light Fighter
Total 2.449.635 (-5.065.416)

 

Defender Jole destroyed
Type Small Cargo Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Destroyer Deathstar Battlecruiser Reaper Pathfinder Light Laser Plasma Turret Small Shield Dome Large Shield Dome
Total 0 (-22) 0 (-994.291) 0 (-191) 0 (-565.648) 0 (-16.037) 0 (-22.621) 0 (-1.175) 0 (-24.523) 0 (-108) 0 (-7.159) 0 (-31.000) 0 (-7.967) 0 (-1) 0 (-1)
Defender Jabni destroyed
Type Espionage Probe
Total 0 (-1.337)
Defender Hairy_Botter destroyed
Type Light Fighter Heavy Fighter Cruiser Battleship Battlecruiser Bomber Destroyer Reaper Pathfinder Small Cargo Large Cargo Espionage Probe
Total 0 (-654.418) 0 (-199.371) 0 (-132.811) 0 (-28.186) 0 (-5.258) 0 (-5.221) 0 (-9.964) 0 (-1.665) 0 (-47.432) 0 (-65.621) 0 (-75.445) 0 (-138.889)

The attacker won the battle! He captured 0 metal, 55 crystal and 4.606.178 deuterium.

The attacker lost a total of 27.438.319.000 units.
The defender lost a total of 54.705.516.000 units.
At these space coordinates now float 25.387.498.854 metal and 12.536.932.149 crystal.

26.660 Light Laser, 6.294 Plasma Turret, 1 Large Shield Dome could be repaired.

Total result (incl. follow ups and harvest reports)
Attacker Defender
-5.645.031.146 Metal -32.348.853.000
-6.528.623.796 Crystal -17.376.922.055
-593.284.822 Deuterium -4.112.707.178
-12.766.939.764 Total -53.838.482.233
-4.449.743 Honorpoints 2.330.793
Follow ups
none available
Harvest reports
Harvested a total of 13.233.669.854 metal and 1.433.103.149 crystal!
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Main comment
Ein Tourist kommt in eine Taverne in Indus und trifft dort einen echten Piraten mit Holzbein, Haken statt Hand und Augenklappe. Total fasziniert geht er auf den Piraten zu und sagt: "Boah, also so einen echten Piraten habe ich ja noch nie gesehen. Sie haben ja alles, Holzbein, Hacken und Augenklappe. Verraten sie mir vielleicht, wie das alles passiert ist?"

Pirat: "Dann hör mal zu du Landratte! Mein Bein verlor ich durch eine Kanonenkugel und meine Hand habe ich beim Entern verloren."

Tourist: "Ja... interessant. Und was ist mit ihrem Auge passiert?"

Pirat: "Da hat mir'ne Möve reingeschissen!"

Tourist: "Ja, aber davon verliert man doch nicht direkt ein Auge?!"

Pirat: "Naja, ich hatte den Haken erst einen Tag..."

Könnt gerne euren Senf dazugeben!?!
Comments
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Maria Esteban Cortez (10.02.2020 19:22):
Ja ich komm nur langsam dahinter!
Die versuchen alles das die mich sperren!
Die mich sonst nie bekommen hätten!
und das dann auch so dreckig von denen wird hätte ich nie gedacht...
denen sind alle mittel lieber das systhem zu umgehn um mich zu bekommen!
itta (10.02.2020 18:02):
ich check leider gar nicht mehr was hier im Uni abgeht.
Maria Esteban Cortez (10.02.2020 16:56):
Achso wusste ja nicht das der GSF mystix von den fate gekauft wurde cool!
WrongDestiny (10.02.2020 10:08):
Glückwunsch!

Schön, das mein alter acc weiter gepflegt wird, Grüße aus Uni Norma 🙂
Consul Andromeda (10.02.2020 08:04):
Witz war bekannt aber musste dennoch schmunzeln
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