Rasid Dostum: From Commander to Cocktail Guest

OGame.us Yin

The attacker won the battle.

Attacker

[TOXIC] Viceregent Uriel, [TOXIC] lilalaunebaer

Total result: +3,409,356,654

542,810,000 units lost

Defender

Rasid Dostum

Total result: −4,178,610,054

3,303,553,000 units lost

Total results include 4 follow-ups · 1 harvest report

Units destroyed: 3,846,363,000
Loot: 161,109,975
Debris field: 3,077,090,400
Rounds: 4

Details

Total result by resource
	Attacker	Defender
Metal	+1,856,792,447	−2,230,106,847
Crystal	+1,251,896,987	−1,567,201,187
Deuterium	+300,667,220	−381,302,020
Total	+3,409,356,654	−4,178,610,054
Honour points	−290,404	+72,641

How the total result adds up
	Attacker	Defender
Battle losses	−542,810,000	−3,303,553,000
Loot	+161,109,975	−161,109,975
4 follow-ups	+713,947,079	−713,947,079
1 harvest report	+3,077,109,600
Total result	+3,409,356,654	−4,178,610,054

Loot and debris field
	Metal	Crystal	Deuterium	Total
Loot (75%)	53,703,325	53,703,325	53,703,325	161,109,975
Debris field	1,493,257,600	1,261,293,600	322,539,200	3,077,090,400
Harvested	1,493,257,600	1,261,312,800	322,539,200	3,077,109,600

Follow-ups
	Attacker	Defender
Follow-up 1	+375,224,000	−375,224,000
Follow-up 2	+209,253,092	−209,253,092
Follow-up 3	+80,923,800	−80,923,800
Follow-up 4	+48,546,187	−48,546,187

Harvest reports
	Metal	Crystal	Deuterium	Total
Harvest report 1	1,493,257,600	1,261,312,800	322,539,200	3,077,109,600

Fleets

Attacker · 2 players

Type	Before	Lost
Battlecruiser	147,289	−6,386

2 fleets

Viceregent Uriel [TOXIC]

Type	Before	After	Lost
Battlecruiser	72,289	69,176	−3,113

lilalaunebaer [TOXIC]

Type	Before	After	Lost
Battlecruiser	75,000	71,727	−3,273

Defender · Rasid Dostum destroyed

Type	Before	Lost
Small Cargo	46,324	−46,324
Large Cargo	13,119	−13,119
Light Fighter	38,561	−38,561
Heavy Fighter	14,778	−14,778
Cruiser	4,565	−4,565
Battleship	1,954	−1,954
Colony Ship	14	−14
Recycler	18,715	−18,715
Espionage Probe	92,137	−92,137
Bomber	2,108	−2,108
Destroyer	1,388	−1,388
Deathstar	109	−109
Battlecruiser	1,928	−1,928
Reaper	1,091	−1,091
Pathfinder	6,063	−6,063

Main comment

TheRealDomme Uploader 13/08/2025 22:38

Once upon a time, in a distant spiral arm of the galaxy, where the rules of physics were merely suggestions and space pirates had more humor than morals. The infamous villains Lilac-Mood Bear, a brightly colored bear with a jetpack and painted fingernails, and Viceregant Uriel, an eccentric ex-nobleman with a monocle made of stardust, had just planned their latest mission: "Operation Fleet Foul."

Target: The proud armada of player Rasid Dostum, whose spaceships were so shiny you could see yourself failing in them.

The Intergalactic Fruit Cocktail Trap
Lilac-Mood Bear had an idea so crazy it could only work in a comic book or a very bad science fiction novel: He invited Rasid to a "peace cocktail" on the Laughing Asteroid space station. Rasid, considering himself diplomatic (and a bit thirsty), accepted the invitation.

While Rasid sipped a drink that tasted suspiciously like liquid rainbow, Viceregant Uriel sneaked into his fleet's command center disguised as an interstellar DJ. With a mix of bass cannons and dance commands, he caused the entire fleet to rhythmically deactivate itself.

The Final Prank
Just as Rasid noticed that his fleet status was "completely dismantled," Lilacmood Bear's confetti grenade exploded in a shower of glitter, gummy bears, and a banner reading: "Thanks for the ships, we recycled them. Love, the Space Pirates

" The personal satisfaction was written on Lilacmoodbear's face

Rasid stared at the display. His fleet was gone. His dignity... in orbit. And Lilacmood Bear danced the "Zero Gravity Macarena," while Uriel toasted "creative warfare with style."
Rasid then disappeared without a word on vacation. He deserved it.

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