Rasid Dostum: From Commander to Cocktail Guest

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L'attaquant a gagné la bataille.

Attaquant

[TOXIC] Viceregent Uriel, [TOXIC] lilalaunebaer

Bilan total: +3 409 356 654

542 810 000 unités perdues

Défenseur

Rasid Dostum

Bilan total: −4 178 610 054

3 303 553 000 unités perdues

Les bilans totaux incluent 4 vagues suivantes · 1 rapport de recyclage

Unités détruites: 3 846 363 000
Butin: 161 109 975
Champ de débris: 3 077 090 400
Tours: 4

Détails

Bilan total par ressource
	Attaquant	Défenseur
Métal	+1 856 792 447	−2 230 106 847
Cristal	+1 251 896 987	−1 567 201 187
Deutérium	+300 667 220	−381 302 020
Total	+3 409 356 654	−4 178 610 054
Points d'honneur	−290 404	+72 641

Composition du bilan total
	Attaquant	Défenseur
Pertes au combat	−542 810 000	−3 303 553 000
Butin	+161 109 975	−161 109 975
4 vagues suivantes	+713 947 079	−713 947 079
1 rapport de recyclage	+3 077 109 600
Bilan total	+3 409 356 654	−4 178 610 054

Butin et champ de débris
	Métal	Cristal	Deutérium	Total
Butin (75 %)	53 703 325	53 703 325	53 703 325	161 109 975
Champ de débris	1 493 257 600	1 261 293 600	322 539 200	3 077 090 400
Recyclé	1 493 257 600	1 261 312 800	322 539 200	3 077 109 600

Vagues suivantes
	Attaquant	Défenseur
Vague suivante 1	+375 224 000	−375 224 000
Vague suivante 2	+209 253 092	−209 253 092
Vague suivante 3	+80 923 800	−80 923 800
Vague suivante 4	+48 546 187	−48 546 187

Rapports de recyclage
	Métal	Cristal	Deutérium	Total
Rapport de recyclage 1	1 493 257 600	1 261 312 800	322 539 200	3 077 109 600

Flottes

Attaquant · 2 joueurs

Type	Avant	Perdues
Traqueur	147 289	−6 386

2 flottes

Viceregent Uriel [TOXIC]

Type	Avant	Après	Perdues
Traqueur	72 289	69 176	−3 113

lilalaunebaer [TOXIC]

Type	Avant	Après	Perdues
Traqueur	75 000	71 727	−3 273

Défenseur · Rasid Dostum détruit

Type	Avant	Perdues
Petit transporteur	46 324	−46 324
Grand transporteur	13 119	−13 119
Chasseur léger	38 561	−38 561
Chasseur lourd	14 778	−14 778
Croiseur	4 565	−4 565
Vaisseau de bataille	1 954	−1 954
Vaisseau de colonisation	14	−14
Recycleur	18 715	−18 715
Sonde d'espionnage	92 137	−92 137
Bombardier	2 108	−2 108
Destructeur	1 388	−1 388
Étoile de la mort	109	−109
Traqueur	1 928	−1 928
Faucheur	1 091	−1 091
Éclaireur	6 063	−6 063

Commentaire principal

TheRealDomme Auteur 13/08/2025 22:38

Once upon a time, in a distant spiral arm of the galaxy, where the rules of physics were merely suggestions and space pirates had more humor than morals. The infamous villains Lilac-Mood Bear, a brightly colored bear with a jetpack and painted fingernails, and Viceregant Uriel, an eccentric ex-nobleman with a monocle made of stardust, had just planned their latest mission: "Operation Fleet Foul."

Target: The proud armada of player Rasid Dostum, whose spaceships were so shiny you could see yourself failing in them.

The Intergalactic Fruit Cocktail Trap
Lilac-Mood Bear had an idea so crazy it could only work in a comic book or a very bad science fiction novel: He invited Rasid to a "peace cocktail" on the Laughing Asteroid space station. Rasid, considering himself diplomatic (and a bit thirsty), accepted the invitation.

While Rasid sipped a drink that tasted suspiciously like liquid rainbow, Viceregant Uriel sneaked into his fleet's command center disguised as an interstellar DJ. With a mix of bass cannons and dance commands, he caused the entire fleet to rhythmically deactivate itself.

The Final Prank
Just as Rasid noticed that his fleet status was "completely dismantled," Lilacmood Bear's confetti grenade exploded in a shower of glitter, gummy bears, and a banner reading: "Thanks for the ships, we recycled them. Love, the Space Pirates

" The personal satisfaction was written on Lilacmoodbear's face

Rasid stared at the display. His fleet was gone. His dignity... in orbit. And Lilacmood Bear danced the "Zero Gravity Macarena," while Uriel toasted "creative warfare with style."
Rasid then disappeared without a word on vacation. He deserved it.

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