Nun war es wieder so weit:
Die RIP-Brüder, die berüchtigte Sondereinheit des Forschungsunternehmens „Die Forscher“, wurden aus dem Feierabend gerissen.
Der Grund: Ein weiterer Spieler hatte beschlossen, dass „Spenden“ wohl nur ein gut gemeinter Vorschlag seien.
Diese Einheit, auch bekannt als das interstellare Finanzamt, erinnert spendenunwillige Spieler zuverlässig daran, dass offene Beiträge nicht einfach verjähren.
Statt Mahnungen gibt es bei uns Mondzerstörungen, und statt Ratenzahlungen folgt die sofortige Flottenpfändung.
Effizient, nachhaltig, explosionsreich.
Dieses Mal traf es Chakuza, dessen Spendenbereitschaft sich seit Wochen konsequent im negativen Bereich bewegte.
Monate ohne Zahlungseingang?
Kein Problem, dafür gibt es schließlich die RIP-Brüder.
Tagsüber wurde geplant, nachts vollzogen, ganz wie man es von seriösen Organisationen erwartet.
Das einzige kleine Detail: Wo steht eigentlich die Flotte?
Da Chakuza diese Information leider nicht freiwillig preisgab, wurde die einzig logische Lösung gewählt:
Wir schauen hinter jeden Mond.
Und wenn wir schon da sind, kann man ihn auch gleich sprengen.
Kurzfassung: Alle Monde mussten geprüft, genehmigt und anschließend vernichtet werden.
Gegen 2 Uhr nachts starteten die Sondereinheiten.
Einschläge waren für 5–6 Uhr morgens geplant – die Monde lagen etwas verstreut, vermutlich aus Angst.
Genug Zeit für ein Nickerchen, einen Kaffee und das obligatorische „Das wird lustig“.
Gegen 5 Uhr begann die erste Mondsprengung, leider noch ohne Flottensichtung.
Doch kurz darauf kam die erlösende Meldung von RIP-Bruder Bugsbunny:
„Flotte gefunden.
Nun begann der wahre Endgegner des Einsatzes:
Das Warten und Klicken.
Wann würde Chakuza es merken?
Wann würde er panisch die Flotte zurückziehen?
Und wie oft kann man auf „Aktualisieren“ klicken, bevor der Verstand aussetzt?
Ein verpasster Moment hätte bedeutet: Flotte weg, RIPs traurig, Finanzamt unzufrieden.
Doch dank eiserner Nerven wurde der Rückzug erkannt und die Rückkehrzeit präzise berechnet.
Berechneter Zeitpunkt: kurz vor 23 Uhr, ± 2–3 Sekunden, inklusive menschlichem Zittern.
Das Ergebnis war eindeutig:
Flotte zerstört, Trümmer gesichert, Konto ausgeglichen.
Währenddessen bildete Kommandant Mynos mit stoischer Ruhe die Nachhut.
Er sammelte alles ein, was explodiert war, noch explodieren wollte oder versehentlich liegen geblieben war.
Überschüssige Ressourcen wurden fachgerecht eingepackt, beschlagnahmt und dem „Forschungsbudget“ zugeführt.
Wir bedanken uns bei Chakuza für die äußerst großzügige, wenn auch unfreiwillige Spende.
Der Flottenwiederaufbau wird ausdrücklich empfohlen.
Pünktliche Zahlungen verhindern zukünftige Mondpfändungen.
(Text by Bolti)
[Forscher] BugsBunny, [Forscher] Bolticolti vs. [KdV] Chakuza
Result
Attacker
[Forscher] BugsBunny, [Forscher] Bolticolti
2,484,050,000 units lost
vs.
Defender
[KdV] Chakuza
61,306,297,500 units lost
The attacker won the battle.
Units destroyed
63,790,347,500
Attacker
2,484,050,000
Defender
61,306,297,500
Loot
17,570,395,382
Metal
11,305,715,939
Crystal
1,832,983,864
Deuterium
4,431,695,579
Debris field
14,091,033,941
In the field
Metal
6,889,351,951
Crystal
5,914,520,551
Deuterium
1,287,161,439
Harvested
Metal
9,214,248,825
Crystal
7,899,619,725
Deuterium
1,720,802,250
Total
18,834,670,800
100% of the field
Moon chance
22%
No moon this time
Honour points
Attacker
−3,991,516
Defender
+311,792
Repaired defence
231,000 Rocket Launcher, 121,500 Light Laser, 1,760 Gauss Cannon, 1,297 Plasma Turret, 1 Small Shield Dome, 1 Large Shield Dome
Total result
Attacker Uploader
+45,357,284,421
- Metal+28,990,186,441
- Crystal+9,199,943,598
- Deuterium+7,167,154,382
- Battle losses−2,484,050,000
- Loot+17,570,395,382
4 follow-ups+11,436,268,239
- Follow-up 1+8,717,049,499
- Follow-up 2+2,173,297,374
- Follow-up 3+471,254,344
- Follow-up 4+74,667,022
9 harvest reports+18,834,670,800
- Harvest report 1860,661,479 738,879,367 160,800,358+1,760,341,204
- Harvest report 26,889,353,076 5,914,536,976 1,287,161,439+14,091,051,491
- Harvest report 31,435,789,170 1,232,627,482 268,253,453+2,936,670,105
- Harvest report 41,816,425 605,475 0+2,421,900
- Harvest report 51,460,700 486,900 0+1,947,600
- Harvest report 611,498,400 5,181,000 1,832,400+18,511,800
- Harvest report 7605,475 201,825 0+807,300
- Harvest report 8486,900 162,300 0+649,200
- Harvest report 912,577,200 6,938,400 2,754,600+22,270,200
Defender
−89,999,605,121
- Metal−51,059,849,616
- Crystal−27,732,111,873
- Deuterium−11,207,643,632
- Battle losses−61,306,297,500
- Loot−17,570,395,382
- Repaired defence+938,850,000
4 follow-ups−12,061,762,239
- Follow-up 1−8,851,747,499
- Follow-up 2−2,329,983,374
- Follow-up 3−677,336,344
- Follow-up 4−202,695,022
Attacker Uploader
+45,357,284,421
Defender
−89,999,605,121
- MetalAttacker: +28,990,186,441Defender: −51,059,849,616
- CrystalAttacker: +9,199,943,598Defender: −27,732,111,873
- DeuteriumAttacker: +7,167,154,382Defender: −11,207,643,632
- Battle lossesAttacker: −2,484,050,000Defender: −61,306,297,500
- LootAttacker: +17,570,395,382Defender: −17,570,395,382
- Repaired defenceDefender: +938,850,000
4 follow-upsAttacker: +11,436,268,239Defender: −12,061,762,239
- Follow-up 1Attacker: +8,717,049,499Defender: −8,851,747,499
- Follow-up 2Attacker: +2,173,297,374Defender: −2,329,983,374
- Follow-up 3Attacker: +471,254,344Defender: −677,336,344
- Follow-up 4Attacker: +74,667,022Defender: −202,695,022
9 harvest reportsAttacker: +18,834,670,800
- Harvest report 1Attacker: +1,760,341,204
- Harvest report 2Attacker: +14,091,051,491
- Harvest report 3Attacker: +2,936,670,105
- Harvest report 4Attacker: +2,421,900
- Harvest report 5Attacker: +1,947,600
- Harvest report 6Attacker: +18,511,800
- Harvest report 7Attacker: +807,300
- Harvest report 8Attacker: +649,200
- Harvest report 9Attacker: +22,270,200
Main comment
Fleets before the battle
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 197,340
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 312,316
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,598
- Destroyer 98,346
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 111,374
- Destroyer 215,595
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,076,708
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,627,969
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 138,741
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 205,000
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Pathfinder 260,935
Defender
Chakuza
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 1,239,064
- Large Cargo 309,116
- Light Fighter 1,126,018
- Heavy Fighter 452,166
- Cruiser 175,623
- Battleship 79,963
- Recycler 1,126
- Espionage Probe 4,170,359
- Bomber 63,684
- Solar Satellite 2,903
- Destroyer 41,999
- Deathstar 3
- Battlecruiser 67,068
- Crawler 1,000
- Reaper 31,765
- Pathfinder 211,711
- Rocket Launcher 300,000
- Light Laser 150,000
- Gauss Cannon 2,000
- Plasma Turret 1,457
- Small Shield Dome 1
- Large Shield Dome 1
After the battle
Per ship type: the units left, and in red the losses since the start of the battle
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 197,313 −27
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 312,285 −31
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,570 −28
- Destroyer 98,266 −80
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 111,100 −274
- Destroyer 215,518 −77
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,063,522 −13,186
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,626,105 −1,864
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 136,295 −2,446
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 201,716 −3,284
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Pathfinder 234,970 −25,965
Defender
Chakuza
[KdV]
destroyed
- Small Cargo 0 −1,239,064
- Large Cargo 0 −309,116
- Light Fighter 0 −1,126,018
- Heavy Fighter 0 −452,166
- Cruiser 0 −175,623
- Battleship 0 −79,963
- Recycler 0 −1,126
- Espionage Probe 0 −4,170,359
- Bomber 0 −63,684
- Solar Satellite 0 −2,903
- Destroyer 0 −41,999
- Deathstar 0 −3
- Battlecruiser 0 −67,068
- Crawler 0 −1,000
- Reaper 0 −31,765
- Pathfinder 0 −211,711
- Rocket Launcher 0 −300,000
- Light Laser 0 −150,000
- Gauss Cannon 0 −2,000
- Plasma Turret 0 −1,457
- Small Shield Dome 0 −1
- Large Shield Dome 0 −1
All 4 rounds in detail
Attacker
- Shots
- 9,235,190
- Firepower
- 32,329,275,014
- Absorbed by shields
- 1,232,845,530
Defender
- Shots
- 8,460,995
- Firepower
- 2,196,624,142
- Absorbed by shields
- 391,778,265
The attacking fleet fires 9,235,190 times with a total firepower of 32,329,275,014 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 391,778,265 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 8,460,995 times with a total firepower of 2,196,624,142 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 1,232,845,530 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 197,338 −2
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 312,311 −5
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,589 −9
- Destroyer 98,327 −19
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 111,315 −59
- Destroyer 215,581 −14
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,072,649 −4,059
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,627,501 −468
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 137,978 −763
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 204,044 −956
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Pathfinder 250,814 −10,121
Defender
Chakuza
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 428,114 −810,950
- Large Cargo 139,279 −169,837
- Light Fighter 388,329 −737,689
- Heavy Fighter 185,370 −266,796
- Cruiser 127,114 −48,509
- Battleship 70,208 −9,755
- Recycler 580 −546
- Espionage Probe 1,394,188 −2,776,171
- Bomber 59,002 −4,682
- Solar Satellite 983 −1,920
- Destroyer 40,872 −1,127
- Deathstar 3
- Battlecruiser 62,147 −4,921
- Crawler 364 −636
- Reaper 31,493 −272
- Pathfinder 131,582 −80,129
- Rocket Launcher 100,624 −199,376
- Light Laser 50,428 −99,572
- Gauss Cannon 1,557 −443
- Plasma Turret 1,408 −49
- Small Shield Dome 1
- Large Shield Dome 1
Attacker
- Shots
- 8,657,868
- Firepower
- 30,488,644,624
- Absorbed by shields
- 822,358,445
Defender
- Shots
- 3,246,117
- Firepower
- 1,692,163,530
- Absorbed by shields
- 414,906,093
The attacking fleet fires 8,657,868 times with a total firepower of 30,488,644,624 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 414,906,093 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 3,246,117 times with a total firepower of 1,692,163,530 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 822,358,445 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 197,329 −11
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 312,302 −14
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,579 −19
- Destroyer 98,297 −49
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 111,195 −179
- Destroyer 215,550 −45
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,067,184 −9,524
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,626,721 −1,248
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 136,929 −1,812
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 202,617 −2,383
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Pathfinder 240,592 −20,343
Defender
Chakuza
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 31,106 −1,207,958
- Large Cargo 15,764 −293,352
- Light Fighter 28,163 −1,097,855
- Heavy Fighter 18,308 −433,858
- Cruiser 30,164 −145,459
- Battleship 30,710 −49,253
- Recycler 91 −1,035
- Espionage Probe 94,480 −4,075,879
- Bomber 34,170 −29,514
- Solar Satellite 73 −2,830
- Destroyer 29,214 −12,785
- Deathstar 3
- Battlecruiser 35,149 −31,919
- Crawler 15 −985
- Reaper 26,437 −5,328
- Pathfinder 25,075 −186,636
- Rocket Launcher 7,076 −292,924
- Light Laser 3,511 −146,489
- Gauss Cannon 447 −1,553
- Plasma Turret 916 −541
- Small Shield Dome 1
- Large Shield Dome 1
Attacker
- Shots
- 6,729,259
- Firepower
- 24,812,265,391
- Absorbed by shields
- 330,648,576
Defender
- Shots
- 433,233
- Firepower
- 909,960,683
- Absorbed by shields
- 226,704,389
The attacking fleet fires 6,729,259 times with a total firepower of 24,812,265,391 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 226,704,389 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 433,233 times with a total firepower of 909,960,683 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 330,648,576 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 197,315 −25
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 312,289 −27
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,570 −28
- Destroyer 98,267 −79
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 111,103 −271
- Destroyer 215,524 −71
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,063,532 −13,176
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,626,116 −1,853
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 136,298 −2,443
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 201,717 −3,283
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Pathfinder 234,975 −25,960
Defender
Chakuza
[KdV]
- Small Cargo 0 −1,239,064
- Large Cargo 0 −309,116
- Light Fighter 0 −1,126,018
- Heavy Fighter 0 −452,166
- Cruiser 0 −175,623
- Battleship 1 −79,962
- Recycler 0 −1,126
- Espionage Probe 0 −4,170,359
- Bomber 10 −63,674
- Solar Satellite 0 −2,903
- Destroyer 10 −41,989
- Deathstar 3
- Battlecruiser 5 −67,063
- Crawler 0 −1,000
- Reaper 57 −31,708
- Pathfinder 0 −211,711
- Rocket Launcher 0 −300,000
- Light Laser 0 −150,000
- Gauss Cannon 0 −2,000
- Plasma Turret 0 −1,457
- Small Shield Dome 0 −1
- Large Shield Dome 0 −1
Attacker
- Shots
- 4,204,730
- Firepower
- 15,874,677,298
- Absorbed by shields
- 213,540
Defender
- Shots
- 135
- Firepower
- 21,114,940
- Absorbed by shields
- 668,285
The attacking fleet fires 4,204,730 times with a total firepower of 15,874,677,298 at the defender. The defending shields absorb 668,285 damage. In total, the defending fleet fires 135 times with a total firepower of 21,114,940 at the attacker. The attacker's shields absorb 213,540 damage.
Attacker
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 197,313 −27
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 1
- Reaper 312,285 −31
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 5,570 −28
- Destroyer 98,266 −80
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 2
- Bomber 111,100 −274
- Destroyer 215,518 −77
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,063,522 −13,186
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 3
- Battlecruiser 1,626,105 −1,864
BugsBunny
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 136,295 −2,446
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 4
- Battleship 201,716 −3,284
Bolticolti
[Forscher]
· fleet 5
- Pathfinder 234,970 −25,965
Defender
Chakuza
[KdV]
destroyed
- Small Cargo 0 −1,239,064
- Large Cargo 0 −309,116
- Light Fighter 0 −1,126,018
- Heavy Fighter 0 −452,166
- Cruiser 0 −175,623
- Battleship 0 −79,963
- Recycler 0 −1,126
- Espionage Probe 0 −4,170,359
- Bomber 0 −63,684
- Solar Satellite 0 −2,903
- Destroyer 0 −41,999
- Deathstar 0 −3
- Battlecruiser 0 −67,068
- Crawler 0 −1,000
- Reaper 0 −31,765
- Pathfinder 0 −211,711
- Rocket Launcher 0 −300,000
- Light Laser 0 −150,000
- Gauss Cannon 0 −2,000
- Plasma Turret 0 −1,457
- Small Shield Dome 0 −1
- Large Shield Dome 0 −1
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